When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.
by 8==========DD October 18, 2011
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by Troy H. August 6, 2006
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An act of humiliation in which a woman would smother her breast in her vagnial juices unknowing to her boyfriend who does not or is not willing to give her oral. Usually done as self gratification.
Girl! i gave that asshole of a boyfriend some Seasoned Breast. Fool talking about he does give head.
by Antiguan May 3, 2009
Get the Seasoned Breast mug.To get high on marijuana, or pot or whatever else you want to call it. It can take the place of any descriptive word for being high, such as stoned or baked.
by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007
Get the seasoned mug.The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
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by Ray Bidfan November 3, 2004
Get the seasonedf1 mug.Being under the influence of alcohol to the point of feeling pretty good and having that perfect buzz, but not overdoing it.
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