swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

by Monocled General April 17, 2017

SWANSON

an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson

yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there

by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023

Swanson

Cock sucker

That dude Billy is suck a swanson.

by DarthVader3itch April 22, 2020

Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020

sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.

Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.

by Zày December 14, 2017

maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 15, 2021

Cindy Swanson

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.

I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*

by brownbikini October 27, 2017