surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.

Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"

by danieliscool January 18, 2012

crimson surfer

a man that bangs girls while she's on her period.

Adam was so horny he became a crimson surfer when he did the deed with that asian booty in a texan hotel room.

by Willy Mo Boonedog November 28, 2007

Roof surfer

A victim of Hurricane Katrina that got stuck on a roof with moving water around it. They appear to be surfing.

"I saw 6 roof surfers on CNN"

by Detlefius October 22, 2008

butthole surfer

All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.

I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!

by PWnaGE March 6, 2005

surgerape

Having a surgical procedure done on oneself without given permission; can be any kind of procedure including medical and plastic.

Kelly woke up that morning and noticed that her chest was heavier than she remembered. She realized she had been a victim of plastic surgerape.

by Evan Davis March 27, 2008

sarbert

1. a single entity of once two people by the names of Sarah and Robert
2. adding any discription to the name bert when you are bagging on Robert or just poking fun....he tends to turn into angrybert in some instances

Aaron: Wanna go to dinner Sarbert?
Sarbert: Sure

by Tootall216 October 7, 2010

Surfers Stoke

When you're beyond stoked about surfing the next morning that you cannot sleep.

Dan: I just want it to be morning, i can't wait to paddle out to pipeline!
Anne: Ahh i see you got surfers stoke

by Rach babyy July 27, 2011