murder simulator

Any game that is made by a company Jack Thompson is trying to sue.

" grand theft auto is a murder simulator and teaches kids to kill people " said the jack thompson.

by Razmitaz September 27, 2006

Simulacruphilia

Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with ones own clone.

"His activities were clearly no those of a homosexual, it was nothing more than simple simulacruphilia."

by Whistler January 17, 2005

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007

Simultanal

Simultaneous anal. Generally it involves two males, one of which inverts, and they both push their erect penises downwards, and then back into one another as to simultaneously penetrate one another.

What's simultanal? Oh, it's the 69 of butt sex

by H$izzleM December 14, 2020

Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.

"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"

by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012

Pet Simulator

An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.

Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside

by Le Doomed July 30, 2021

simulacriminal

A simulacriminal is someone illegally pretending to cry. It is a superword formed from the three words: simulacrum, lacrimal, and criminal.

My girlfriend should be arrested as a simulacriminal.

by Paul1982 August 4, 2007