Samira

Samira is the baddest hazel eyed girl around ! Although she may seem very quiet and shy , watch out its all an act she's a wild and freaky one. She loves to party and have fun you will never be bored with her. If your in a relationship with Samira never let her go you will never find anyone better than her. She's the best at sex and will know how to pleasure you in every way. She is easy to love but hard to let go

I wish I was Samira

by lovely36 October 16, 2012

smirnoff castle

A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.

alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish

Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle
Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!
*pakistani party*

alternate

LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night
Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish

by the_rexy_Patrol December 9, 2007

Smirnoff Double Black

To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.

A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.

Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.

Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.

Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?

Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!

B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?

Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

Samira

Samira is the best person that this world has ever seen. She is so amazing that even her brother is jealous of her. She is very honest, optimistic, loyal, generous, kind, smart, funny, compassionate, courageous, perfect, god-like, light-hearted, leader, brave, thoughtful, happy, studious, inventive, creative, independent, intelligent, imaginative, fun-loving, respectful, well-mannered, talented, successful, responsible, reliable, unselfish, self-confident, considerate, helpful, stable, adventurous, affectionate, tidy, agreeable, assertive, hard-working, calm, careful, charming, cheerful, clever, composed, easy going, cooperative, gifted, determined, diligent, level headed, witty, insightful, sincere, observant, organized, creative, trustworthy, selfless, noble, courteous, punctual, humble, brainy, brilliant, elegant, enthusiastic, gentle, sweet, romantic, sensitive, mature, agreeable, useful, polite, dynamic, ambitious, resilient, honorable, forgiving, dependable, patient, curious, disciplined, loving, caring, amazing, really hot, heroic, passionate, logical, protective, diplomatic, balanced, educated, fearless, baba yaga lover, open-minded, energetic, fascinating, role model, cool, resourceful, good at everything she does, flexible, decisive, brave, adaptable, lively, fair-minded, dedicated, tireless, efficient, understanding, merciful and so many other great things. In other words, she is so much better, cooler, hotter, likable, more amazing than you.

I wish I was Samira.
Me too, she's so much hotter than me. :(
Well, anyone can be hotter than you, but she definitely is. Like x100000000000000 times. Sorry bud.
It's okay, you're just telling the truth. I'm ugly.
You're not wrong.
How dare you say that about me! I am telling my mother.
Whatever. Anyway Samira is hotter than everybody on this planet.

by twilightsparklesyellowtooth September 11, 2021

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

Karina Smirnoff

A fine as hell professional dancer on ABC hit show Dancing with the Stars. September 12, 2006 was her debut on this popular show, in its third season. She is Mario Lopez's partner and dance teacher. Her style is very energetic and sexual when it comes to Latin dance.

Please do that Samba one more time, Karina Smirnoff!

by mnihnuht November 4, 2006

smirkable

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.

Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...

by ash1337 November 19, 2006