whale surfing

Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.

Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 5, 2006

surfing the net

Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites

Jess was surfing the net.

by XXX February 1, 2005

crumb surfing

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

by Proudwolf February 14, 2007

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012

Carpet surfing

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

urge surfing

Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

You guys wanna try a urge surfing meditation?

by Freshalicous July 28, 2021