human suitcase

its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011

stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport

by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011

suitcase man

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.

She told security to take it up with her suitcase man.

by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

Hard on with a suitcase

mob lawyer or attorney

That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

suitcased

The act of dismembering body parts and stuffing it in a refrigerator or suitcase.

Leibby got suitcased in Brooklyn, NY

by Cornbread_son September 29, 2012

semen suitcase

Another word for an overly used vagina

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.

by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

Suitcase Nuke

A nuclear weapon the size of a luggage bag. Widely feared because it could be brought into a city and go off without any warning, but impractical in design and never fully made.

During the Cold War, many NATO leaders feared of coordinated sabotage using suitcase nukes

by aneumann April 2, 2015

meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".

" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"

by Constanntina August 27, 2022