its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!
from and snl episode on 2/12/2011
great valentines day gift!!
from and snl episode on 2/12/2011
stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.
by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

by Cornbread_son September 29, 2012

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

A nuclear weapon the size of a luggage bag. Widely feared because it could be brought into a city and go off without any warning, but impractical in design and never fully made.
by aneumann April 2, 2015

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".
" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"
by Constanntina August 27, 2022
