Yank and Stank

The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.

I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with one stone I pulled a Yank and Stank.

by crn-dog September 12, 2005

stank on the hang down

to have the smell of, or vaginal secretions... upon your penis

Dude, Im goin to town and gittin me some stank on the old hang down!

by phildo macrackin February 27, 2003

weasel stank

When a person pours on the cheap colgne or perfume and thinks they smell fine.

Holy Buckets! Jane's back to using that weasel stank again. Damn.

by Digger September 21, 2005

stank-stank

A cheap cologne or perfume used to cover up your stank ass.

Lemme put on this stank-stank cuz i'm in a hurry and don't have time for a shower.

by ihateautotune September 26, 2013

wall-to-wall stank

to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.

Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.

He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.

Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.

by jrubadub August 11, 2010

stank pussitis

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

stank hangers

testicles in an objectionable odoriferous state

after a long day of basketball,Jamal's stank hangers were in desperate need of a wash.

by Sunny666 April 27, 2010