Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006

falcon stump

when an amputee attempts a falcon punch

despite losing his arm in Iraq, Sgt Willy was still able to Falcon Stump his wife.

by Man behind the curtain April 6, 2010

shiny stump

An extreme defecation after a large quantity of Christmas food has been consumed.

Sam: Oh man Joe, I had about 20 lbs of sugar cookies last night.

Joe: Sounds like you're in for a serious shiny stump.

by Articulated Argument December 25, 2017

Patrick Stump

God

God (Patrick Stump): We’re going down down iNaNeArLiErRoUnD

by dunmuffin November 2, 2018

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Smoker's Stump

The scarred and mangled thumb of a pot smoker, caused by repeated burning from smoking out of a bowl along with scratches from a lighter's flint.

Ex. 1. Damn Ciotti has wicked smoker's stump.

Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump

by P.Cip January 25, 2011

stuphid

A term used to describe one's disdain of the purposeful misspelling of words in order to make them seem cooler.

Spelling fat like "phat" is totally stuphid.

by Another Mel October 23, 2007