stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.

"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"

by durdledoor May 15, 2014

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

Stress pooper

someone who poops when stressed for relief and/or enjoyment ;when stressed may compulsively consume laxatives,prune juice and bran

i have all these exams i need to calm down maybe with some fiber and a toliet. What? im a "Stress pooper"

by rollinginthetoliet October 13, 2011

Stressica

A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.

"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"

by ibeknowing July 2, 2014

euro stress

A form of stress experienced in countries adopting euro. Euro stress stems from having to re-adjust to a new currency.

"All this calculating is giving me euro stress!"

Juhan found counting his coins euro stressful.

by hwojciechowski January 5, 2011

Current Traumatic Stress Disorder

When something really horrible is happening in the moment.

George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.

by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009

stressmonger

A permanently stressed person, who mongers (gives out, as in fishmonger's or ironmonger's) stressed feelings all the time.

I can't be in the same room as Dave - he's a stressmonger

by ward b July 5, 2007