Stretch Vasquez

A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.

Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.

by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016

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Stretch Armstrong

1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!

1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.

by Yoghurt With Sprinkles May 1, 2020

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Stretch-Lust

When you are really into someone and want to be 'with' them, but you find out that they live far away. Like on the other coast!

Or, that that they are already in another relationship.

I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.

by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011

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Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am

Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!

by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019

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