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Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst you’re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”
by K town krew February 21, 2021
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stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look
Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria
by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008
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Big Stretch

the involuntary word you say when your good dog stretches after a nap
Ohhh big stretch, good boy. *proceeds to pet dog*
by scubbies May 23, 2021
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Stretch nuts

Derrick- You coming to my party later?

Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!

Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010
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stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.
Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.
by Taylor... November 14, 2005
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Stretch & Shake

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.
by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018
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on the home stretch

In the midst of the final portion of an activity, project, competition, etc
by RobertD92 September 7, 2020
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