Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given
And you will find out
It's never ogre
And you will find out
It's never ogre
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
shrek is love shrek is life
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
shrek is love shrek is life
by feeltherain69 April 27, 2014
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A living sex Deity in possession of 6 of the Golden Nuts. This gives him immense power rivalled by no one at this moment. Due to the containment of these 6 Golden Nuts within him he has been given the gift of a 24 inch cock (on the flop), however it has also turned him into an Ogre, a small price to pay for unimaginable pleasure. He has been known to Shrape innocent children at night.
Last night i had a terrible dream about Shrek and his 24 inch cock. In this dream he forced all of it inside me, rupturing my anus and causing terrible bleeding. When i woke up i found i had been drugged and was unable to move as Shrek finished all inside my anus. I trembled as i felt the power of 6 Golden Nuts explode inside me. This caused me to die instantly as I could not contain the power.
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by John Tron Of Lawns July 2, 2014
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Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)
Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)
Dude, are you like, a Shrekkie or a Brogre?
Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.
A bishreksual, then?
Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.
A bishreksual, then?
by Timothy Brentwood August 19, 2014
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everyone is attracted to Shrek. All rush to his side to be with him always. Shrek 5 will be about how he divorces Fiona and all the ladies come running!
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