Something strange for some change

A person (male/female) willing to pay you “some money” to do either sexual favors or sometimes humiliating sex acts.

“This older man walked up to me and Cynthia and asked “wanna do something strange for some change”. Cynthia was desperate for money and said yes of course.

by GxSpot February 8, 2019

Life is Strange

The absolute best game you will ever play or watch. Chloe is a drug addict, Max is a hippie, Rachel is dead(oof) Kate is suicidal, Victoria is an asshole, Mark is a pervert, Nathan is a mentally damaged teen who is being used by Mark Jefferson to kidnap girls, and it involves time travel, a hick Oregon town of a few hundred people, and a huge waterspout.

"Life is Strange is the absolute best game ever! I don't know what fucktard would suggest otherwise!"

by Life is Strange- Poor Rachel February 1, 2018

strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

Stannis The Mannis

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.

"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.

by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017

scranning batty

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

by FakeMeat June 4, 2007