Stork

A tall, lanky individual, most commonly named Matt, that slightly resembles a large bird with feather like hair. This individual also likes to steal Bic lighters for sport.

Man I got storked last night, can I borrow your lighter ?
Buddy I have been storking everyone lately look at all the lighters I have!
Matt has to be awake early so that he can cock-a-doodle-do at the crack of dawn. What a stork?

by Sharmzatron September 14, 2015

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

Jake Stork

Virgin

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin

by Puscake November 5, 2018

Storking

When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc

The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019