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Stupid Wife

A black hole that grows inside your life sucking in everything that ever mattered to you. Without even knowing it, you lose your mind and feeling to this void of damages and pain.

Like some monolithic creature from a Lovecraft tale, it warps reality from the corners of love and time, to the shadows of hate and deceit. Madness ensues and lays claim to your money, friends, family, and soul.

This is the danger of meeting a stupid wife, and the worst part is, that most men invite this deathly grip on normal happy life all on their own.
Stupid Wife comes into the house and yells about issues that NO ONE gives a dam about but her and then yells at the house for existing while she still has dick and Gin on the breath.
by DamonX9 August 23, 2011
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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
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Stupid Fucking Cunt

A very stupid person that really gets on your nerves.
by Dan4tn March 29, 2010
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stepidemic

The increasingly more common usage of step-sibling (or step-family) porn on mainstream porn sites, i.e. pornhub. It is a near incestuous fetishization yet is not because the people in the videos aren’t blood related.
“Bro, did you see the most popular videos on pornhub last night? Everyone and their mothers has the stepidemic! Well... everyone and their stepmothers...”
by gayestlort September 29, 2019
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Beyond Stupid

Next level lack of awareness. Lack of ability to solve problems, riddles, etc. Makes dangerously unaware presumptions and does not accept logic or well-considered knowledge.
Dennis demonstrates that he is beyond stupid every time he tries discussing all of the things he knows nothing about.
by reperception June 7, 2021
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your stupid

Commonly used during chat over instant messagers/forums/letters by pre-teens or teens who have no idea that "your" is being used incorrectly.
XosTuPiDa0Lt33nXo - "your stupid"
sExXxy234453526460570350753 - "no your stupid"
by unknownunknownie July 29, 2005
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Your Stupid

1. A retard's spelling of the phrase 'you're stupid'.

2. The most ironic statement ever coined.
1. Your stupid and I'm smart!

2. If you say "your stupid" then you're stupid.
by Berserker24 December 7, 2010
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