Stomp Rocket

When a person is sack tapped while butt chugging a beer. The end result is ass coffee out of the blow hole.

Did you see when Caleb stomp rocketed Colby and Heather was covered in ass coffee.

by B Shank October 17, 2012

Stomp the yard

One of the stupidest phrases known to the English language. Yard is a derivative of grass and makes hardly any noise when stomped on.

Stop saying "stomp the yard" Tim, it's stupid.

by Tinky2020 April 8, 2020

stomp squatch

a filthy sasquatch. typically a female.

god, i want to thrash that stomp squatch. she's such a dirty whore.

by princess mountainhammer October 15, 2007

Stomp and Stomp

As a milf holding or walking with their little kid crosses your path, you perform a stomp and stomp. You stomp on the little kid with your foot, getting them out of the picture, then you stomp the mother, sexually.

"Look at that MILF!!! Oh no, she has her kid with her..."

"That's okay, I'll just stomp and stomp them"

by Gurryy September 16, 2011

stomp the yard

Strutting in your boots with a little bit of a heel; commanding attendion.

"Yeah, I be stompin' the yard in deez boots."

"Did you see that girl stomp the yard?"
"No, what kind of boots was she wearing?"

by parellz February 19, 2010

Stomp a Mudhole

Verb. The act of removing a colostomy bag/apparatus and penetrating the opening with a penis for sexual gratification, as a prank, to prevent boredom, or instead of using a plunger. Penis can be replaced with any other thing that should get put in there; can also be stated as an act (Stomping a mudhole)

Since my buddy JJ was giving her a Cincinnati Bowtie already, I yanked her bag out and began to stomp a mudhole in her

by Druglord January 18, 2010

Stomp Pad

Some form of a pad that sticks in front of the back binding of a snowboard that was unsuccessfully made to keep gapers feet from slipping off their boards while being unstrapped. It is however a success in spotting out a gaper and ruining any quality snowboard.

Gaper- "Hey check out my stomp pad doesn't it make my salomon look..."
Boarder- "Dumb-ass gaper just fell right in front of me while in line for the lift"

"That stomp pad makes your $500 skate banana look like a $150 nitro board"

by John steezemaster November 30, 2010