seinfeld

Best Show Ever.

George: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.

by TightFade April 9, 2003

Seinfeld rape

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.

Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"

by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009

stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.

A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.

by FurrowedBrow June 27, 2010

Seinfeldism

Using a phrase that's been used on the TV show Seinfeld, or a phrase that's akin to one, eg: "What, you don't like Mabel's Bagels? But Mabel's Bagels are great! There are no bagels better than Mabel's Bagels!"

Every sentence uttered from her pretty little throat contained at least four Seinfeldisms.

by Mosey July 22, 2004

seinfeld

the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.

vandalay industries! vandalay industries!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.

by Greg January 19, 2005

Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

by Tikibarberfan March 18, 2010

skinfluence

The influence that the E4 TV Show 'Skins' has on teenagers, meaning that they want to be like their favourite characters, doing things just because they see it, and think it's cool.

'Hey, want to want to go the woods and do drugs?'
'Erm, I think you're a little under the skinfluence'

by JjRow March 24, 2009