Bulgarian Stepson

When a woman sucks you off, then runs into another room and uses your own ejaculate to jerk off another man.

“ she blew me right before giving you a handy bro! You are now my Bulgarian Stepson!”

by Mericans April 8, 2021

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by Daddytism69.com.org.net/stepsi September 19, 2020

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

Stewps

A word that defines the sound a Jamaican makes with his mouth when he's trying to swear at you... It sounds like a hissing sound.. In order to achieve this sound you put your upper and lower lips together, squeeze tight and suck air in... That creates a sound that in turn Jamaican and other african americans consider a swear word

"Hey Kelly, Dre really pissed me off... Stewps"
"Hey Kelly can I burrow $100 dollars..."

Kelly replies "stewps"

by pokerdre September 1, 2013

three steps to heaven

If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.

Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me

Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum

guy 1: OK man

by Hargy July 28, 2006

Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009

Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.

Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.

by LordDingus May 17, 2018