Stephannie

A fine mamma jamma who you'd like to fuck.

"Damn, girl! You're such a Stephannie!"

by Kalynfrrl October 20, 2008

stephan

the hottest guy in the world. he plays football, hockey, and baseball, and is so damn good! all girls adore him and all guys wanna be his friend. he is extremely popular, yet in a good way, as everyone likes him. he wears his hat backwards and got a love letter in a purple folder from a girl in the 8th grade expressing her love for him.

girl 1: hey will you give this purple folder to stephan but don't tell him who sent it?
boy 1: yeah, man i knew it would be someone like him. he's so popular.

(next day)

girl 1: we delivered the letter!
stephan's girl: omg!! thanks guys so much!! i am so happy!! *sighs* he is so beautiful...

by i know who sent it March 30, 2009

Stephane

an incredibly attractive, strong man of french decent who not only is insanely smart and funny but also a great friend and can usually be relied on to support you through whatever you're going through.

That sweet french guy over there is a total Stephane!

by geekgrrl February 3, 2010

Stephanize

To perfect a document or presentation both grammatically and aesthetically; to greatly improve upon the sad submissions from sales team by correcting letter case, spelling, word use, layout, spacing, and adding animation.

I’m sending around a new version of the deck now that it’s been Stephanized - please make sure to burn all old copies.

by A. Beaverhousen August 25, 2019

Stephan

Stephan is a kind-hearted, smart, introverted, wholesome and VERY patient guy. He loves nature, video games and devouring cookies. He'll melt your heart just by smiling and you'll find yourself thinking about him from the second you meet him. He hates getting up early and will complain about it every chance he gets but it's entertaining to listen to for some reason. He's protective and very loving and kind, he'll speak with brutal honesty but never hurt your feelings. Once you find him you'll never want to lose him.

Girl 1: "where are all the cookies?"
Girl 2: "Stephan must've been here"

by FragileHighlander October 17, 2022

gwen stephani

What happens sometimes when the alcohol wears off before you get a girl back to your room. With the lights turned on, and the buzz gone, you realize that anything that might have caught your eye is really just derivative and uninteresting without the special effects and booze, and that really what you've got looks more like a skinny little boy than Madonna, Greta Garbo,Maryln Monroe, or a mildly amusing Blow-up doll.
The actual gwen stephani is the snapping noise as your dick and scrotum shrivels up rapidly into your abdomen. May require hospitalization and/or counseling for recovery.

Jimmy thought he was being a smart driver by only having one drink, but when his "date" came out of the bathroom, he almost thought he saw balls, but couldn't clear his head enough to prevent a full-on gwen stephanie from knocking him to the ground.

by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

stephan

A young male who is considered a bright person by others,
but at the same time is considered to be lazy.
Usually knows alot and is the opposite of nieve but has tons of trouble applying what he knows.Is also cosidered a "go to" person if you have ANY questions whatsoever.He is often mis understood physicaly.But on certain feilds of sports (football,track,baseball, tennis)is considered a beast.And no matter who comfronts him he usually wont do anything until someone is hurt.Inside he is a "ticking time bomb" (as stephan means in greek mythology),he doesnt show any signs of anger but when he is ready he will go off.He is in most cases a very sexually incline person who knows what he wants and knows what she wants in bed.Though he chooses not to show his intrest in women he will eventually show it in a BIG way.

Rick:"Damn!,why wont stephan do anything about that racist bitch?!"

Ryan:"Just wait,he'll break eventualy."

by kcandy June 2, 2008