Steaming Turd

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd

1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"

by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

Boyfriend Stealing Ho

1A person that flirts with a guy when he has a girlfriend. She does it knowingly.
2A ho that steals boyfriends

That girl is a boyfriend stealing ho

by Yo.Momma February 15, 2008

stealing

to take or borrow without permission

Yaneth (a girl) taking Girsea's (another girl) eyeliner from her backpack without Girsea's knowing.

by neth September 9, 2005

Stealing December

A amazing band, who is great live, with amazing songs!
Some songs being:
Story
Scene (Not Heard)
I'm Sorry
For the Last Time
Knocked Out Loser ect.

Guy 1: "Hey, guess what!?"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "By snotty glue and duck tape dreams"
Guy 2: "That is a good lyric! Stealing December ROCKS"

by just a person_again March 14, 2009

Cable Stealing gypsies

a Bad Ass Rock n roll Band from Johannesburg, South Africa.

bringing back that raw 70's vibe, and electric performance.

favorite songs- Lucifer, red guitar, Shoot you down

they will... melt your face off!!
Bra jeff " dude Cable Stealing Gypsies are sick"

Jabu "straight up! think my face just melted"

Bra jeff "your face looks ok, but I think you pissed your pants... mad show!!!"

by killer02 July 13, 2011

Stealing first

The act of kissing an unknown girl, usually at a bar, when they aren't expecting it.

My buddy was super drunk last night at the bar and every time he got done talking to a girl he ended up stealing first.

by Dulaville definitions February 27, 2011