Stacia

Stacia is a very smart and intelligent person. She can make anyone laugh, because of all the weirdness and sarcasm she has in her soul. If you become friends with her, you’ll immediately wanna know her forever and sometimes she’ll feel the same way. The most important thing in the world to her is trust and she’ll cut you if you disobey her trust.☺️

Dude: Stacia is so nice and trustworthy

Girl: Stacia totally stole my mans.

by LillianSilver November 21, 2018

Gas Station Weasel

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.

Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”

by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021

Stathamed

To get beaten violently and unrelentlessly.

A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.

by Johnny Kaos April 16, 2009

Tim Static

Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.

"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"

by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 22, 2011

Boob Static

A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.

"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."

by sarzia September 30, 2011

procrastination station

A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.

My dinner magically turned into a two hour "procrastination station."

by ejrob November 12, 2013

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014