Italian Standoff

An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.

Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.

by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017

Qatari Standoff

A Qatari Standoff is when two or more men take Viagra and stare at each other until one gets a boner. First person to get a boner is considered gay.

My bros and I had a Qatari Standoff yesterday, turns out Travis is gay.

by OtherName September 24, 2020

Bosnian Standoff

2 or more Mexican Standoffs in the same place

*8 people all point guns at each other*
Guy#1: Well well well, looks like we got a real Bosnian Standoff here
Guy#5: A fucking what?!

by Jcrispys January 18, 2023

a young man stands in his room

The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.

"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"

by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016

Standoff 2

Just don't play this. Run away.

Why do you play Standoff 2.

by anonymous May 29, 2021

Standoff 2

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.

RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?

by Zovio July 8, 2020

Colorado Standoff

it is a 1v1 match in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Hey man, do you want to have a Colorado standoff.

by dickdock December 10, 2009