beaner stache

A dirty moustache aka stache that makes you look real mexicano.

Guy A: Oye ese, shave your beaner stache or I call you pedro.
Guy B: aw shucks

by Sonny Bonds October 27, 2006

Rape 'Stache

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker

Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

by Aekcihc Anaisioul Seyepop November 15, 2009

spic stache

A thin mustache that many mexicans have.
(some times peach fuzz)

Yo nigga you growing a spic stache.

Look at that mexican with the spic stache.

by bu April 2, 2005

hitler 'stache

moustache trimmed as adolf hitler used to

hey look that dude has hitler'stache

by big rocket February 1, 2005

Combat Stache

The mustache grown by a male soldier during a deployment. Commonly characterised by its tendancy to make the wearer of said stache look like a child molester, and/or a 1980's action actor. Also the combat stache has a tendancy to be outrageously out of reg.

PVT: Dude Sgt Snuffy's wife would have a heart attack if she saw that ridiculous mustache on him!
PV2: Ya he's gonna shave it before R+R, its just a combat stache.

by Kingsman January 8, 2009

Chicken Stache

An offensive football play resulting in a large yardage gain, but not a first down.
-or-
A dirty Sanchez after a night of spicy chicken wings.

Second and inches after a great chicken stache by Alabama!
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I've been smelling spicy barbecue sauce all day since my boyfriend gave me that chicken stache.

by Steve McChicken Wing January 7, 2010

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009