belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015

stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.

“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”

by The Gadgie April 13, 2019

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.

Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII

by JackHadden March 12, 2020

ram's stab

When you have acute pain in the stomach side due to explosive diarrhea. Holding the diarrhea inside will make it feel as though a ram has stabbed your side with it's horns (either side). It should be painful and unrelenting, just like the full force of a ram's stab.

Yesterday I ate a Double Down on KFC and .... oh boy... I feel the ram's stab!!! I'll be right back....

by AndThePartyGoesOn October 11, 2018