Squidward

Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.

Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points

“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”

by Daddysaur April 16, 2019

Squidward

When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.

She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.

by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020

Squidward

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others

My wife is such a goddamn squidward...

by Gdiesel June 30, 2018

Squidward

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

by french fry dick September 6, 2019

squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!

by ___ the Man February 28, 2007

Squidward

girl with a really big nose

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.

by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008

squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008