Squidward

When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.
by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020
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Squidward

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others
My wife is such a goddamn squidward...
by Gdiesel June 30, 2018
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SQUIDWARD

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)
holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song!

Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people
by Rayjeem December 7, 2018
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Squidward

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
by french fry dick September 6, 2019
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squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
by ___ the Man February 28, 2007
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Squidward

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008
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squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.
My squidward is hard.
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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