When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others
by Gdiesel June 30, 2018

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)
by Rayjeem December 7, 2018

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
by french fry dick September 6, 2019

by ___ the Man February 28, 2007

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008

