Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.

Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a massive forehead and spends their time watching kids.

Mr spooners such a nonce

by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022

Nate Spooner

Nate spooner. the name Nate spooner means to have a large genetalia and chiseled set of abs which he uses to break open diamonds, people named Nate spooner typically live longer than the average human and have millions in assests

Damn i really wish i was like Nate Spooner

by giladforbessiaflop October 22, 2023

Spooner

A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.

Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.

by JoeyJoeJo May 30, 2015

spoonery

the act of acting like a spoon other common words for this are:
spooner, spoon, spoons, spooning, spooned

a person is shovelling food into their mouth and doing nothing else is described as commiting the crime of spoonery

by anthony taylor September 23, 2006

sproonkles

Something of which there is often an entire mountain. Derived from sprinkles.

WOOdSpoon and then there was a mountain of sproonkles.

by Benjamin Cohen December 14, 2007

Spooner

Noun-An individual who can dish it out, but is characteristically incapable of taking it; Someone who readily makes fun of or criticizes others, usually with the goal of obtaining peer approval. Upon receiving accusations or judgement, an insecure spooner will break down emotionally, apologize profusely, or even go into hiding.

1. That dude is such a spooner! He talked so tough, but when I called him out to fight, he left the party.

2. Ann: "Did you see Kay's facebook post yesterday?"

Bree: "Yeah! She was so mean to Joe that it pissed off everybody and when they all commented, she deleted her profile. What a SPOONER!"

by HottPinkMama September 18, 2012