Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Spliffing

A mixture between spiffing and spliff.
Something that gives the same effect of having smoked a spliff. Also referring to a person who is smoking a spliff, they are said to be spliffing (smoking a spliff).

Where's John?
Oh, he's spliffing in the alley.

Woah, that rollercoaster was spliffing!

by MissTerious September 28, 2009

bum sniffing hog

when you literally have some fat ass person mooching off you,don't work or do anything but laze around and just about eat everything in your house.Also they're up your ass all the time.

You need to get off my ass ya bum sniffing hog and get a job

by Mitzie January 15, 2006

spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.

"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"

by kgx! October 9, 2006

whiffy sniffing

V. panty sniffing your own panties for sexual stimulation
n. (whiffy sniffer) one who sniffs their own genitals for kicks
n. alt.(whiffy sniffer) crazy, psychotic

v.Later that evening she was caught with her panties over her head whiffy sniffing the hell out of them.
adj. That whiffy sniffing ho was bad news from the get go.

by Steve, the stepfather July 24, 2006

scruffing

Scruffing is a sexual fetish and is generally practiced between two men. Scruffing is most commonly performed as a somewhat sado-masochistic forplay act and is usually coupled with fellatio. Though it first made it's appearance in the gay BDSM, leather, and bathhouse scenes it has begun growing in popularity in recent years. The act is performed by one partner stretching the scrotum of the reciever and using their chin stubble to "Scruff" the recievers scrotum. This causes a variable reaction dependant upon the disposition of the recieving partner. Prolonged scruffing can lead to discomfort and chaffing. Though this is primarily a homosexual act it can be performed man to woman though with the hightened sensitivity of the labia and clitoris it is not as common.

See definition. The scruffing procedure usually follows an up and down motion as if the performing partner is nodding yes.

by Chumborg September 30, 2006

spiffing

when something is fantabulous

of the upmost quality

by MrW June 5, 2005