Using facebook as the primary means of communicating with one's spouse by writing messages on eachother's facebook wall. Sometimes used even when both parties are present in the same house, both logged into facebook on separate computers.
Kate > Geoff's wall: can you get the laundry out of the dryer before you come upstairs?
Geoff > Kate's wall: sure, right after I finish this tournament on PokerStars.
Friend: there you go spousebooking again instead of having one of those old-fashioned, face-to-face conversations.
Geoff > Kate's wall: sure, right after I finish this tournament on PokerStars.
Friend: there you go spousebooking again instead of having one of those old-fashioned, face-to-face conversations.
by det2cal2wgtn April 16, 2010
Get the spousebooking mug.A disorder in which an individual suspects that their spouse suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome, when the supposedly suspicious behavior, while possibly annoying, is not characteristic of Asperger’s Syndrome.
“My husband never puts the silverware in the dishwasher the right way. I think he has Asperger’s!”
“That’s ridiculous. It sounds more like you have Spouseperger’s Syndrome.”
“That’s ridiculous. It sounds more like you have Spouseperger’s Syndrome.”
by Grumpipants December 8, 2012
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A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.
Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.
If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.
Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!
Have fun!
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.
Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.
If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.
Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!
Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"
"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
"Some spouse swinging"
"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
Get the Spouse Swinging mug.A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015
Get the Spouse Bench mug.When u have a girlfriend that performs all the task of a wife, but she's no where near getting to marriage level.
My homeboy had a surgery and this chick he deals with went with him to make sure he's ok...she's the spouse type
by brought to you by Dem Dudes, 954. Copyright Pending ; ) October 9, 2017
Get the spouse type mug.When a someone suggests an idea and their spouse initially ignores it, but later accepts and uses it as their own.
Chris felt spousehacked hepeated shepeated when Pat said that a friend had suggested they do the very same thing that Chris had already suggested and that Pat had rejected.
by Redbird Reyz November 2, 2017
Get the spousehacked mug.When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.
Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath
by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020
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