Spoit

(v.) to make one's mark in history
(v.) the act of making yourself important

(v.) I will spoit my name in the history books.

(v.) I just spoitted myself on the internet.

by Dan0516 July 24, 2011

Spastic Beat

A genre of dance music popular in Finland and with a passionate minority of psychedelic trance heads. The music is characterised by off-beat kick drums and percussion, low fidelity instruments and quirky melodies. This sound was made famous by Texas Faggot of Finland. The name is derived from the way people dance to the music: pertaining to, of the nature of, or characterized by spasm.
The name was first coined by Raptor on The Australiens forum in 2006

'The people are dancing to Spastic Beat'

by Raptorrr August 24, 2006

Shosty

Slang name Dmitri Shostakovich, most famously used by YouTuber Tantacrul

Tanta: Hey, Shosty! MuseScore has moved to the mother country. What do you think of that?
Shosty: I like it.

by Vrnfht March 4, 2021

Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

spastic cunt

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

spastic

1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004