Sparked Out

commonly used in Britain; to be knocked out, to be slid like you have vaseline on your back,

If George Bush and Barack Obama got into a fist fight, Obama would get Sparked Out.

Jesse is a mexican wanka and should get sparked out mate.

by Siege Tank February 25, 2009

snarketing

1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'

2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.

I used to drink disarrono until their new pretentious snarketing came out.

by darekbell January 20, 2008

snarkity

Verb: Rude; obnoxious; sarcastic; sleep deprived;

"Geez Suess is being so snarkity today."

by Dr. Suess July 3, 2008

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

snark hunt

Searching for something that doesn't exist.

We spent hours looking for the great new bar John told us about, but it turned out to be a snark hunt.

by Lee Charles Kelley May 17, 2016

fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them

my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!

by ca artist September 4, 2009

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009