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Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
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Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
The spurtle was thirsty.
by loserpants101 May 4, 2019
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Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
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Spurtful

full of increasness
Sayre Was being very spurtful while running

our plant was experiencing spurtfulness during our trip
by smithywoo February 1, 2022
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Whore-slurt

It a simple equation really.

Whore + Slut + Dirt = Whore-slurt

Usually a girl, but not exclusively. Someone whom you wouldn't wish to touch with a 20 foot pole.
She slept with your boyfriend too? She is such a whore-slurt.
by Raine_Star_Chan January 18, 2010
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splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.
I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.
by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007
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jerk n spurt

What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.
I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk n spurt for my 9 o'clock break.
by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003
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