the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.

"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"

by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016

splooge

To have an orgasm earlier than usual.

1. Dude!! Last night i totally splooged on her!!

by splarge September 22, 2010

Splooge

A sticky gooey substance that comes out from the body. Usually gets confused with semen. It is the color white

My ear just splooged while listening to the new Disturbed album

by Futnuckle September 15, 2010

Splooge

Any liquids to come out of a long rod of any sorts. Can also be exchanged with the word 'jizz'.

Sorry, I didn't mean to splooge to early!

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

Sploog

Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.

Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.

by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012

Splooge

To cum or ejaculate into another man's asshole.

Oh dude sorry I just splooged right into you.

by Alexisahomo May 18, 2009

splooge

explosion of the buttox region;diarhea; wet fart; massive waste disposal

the man needed to use the bathroom badly and ended up needing to splooge.

by ritzbitz November 3, 2006