Splooge

A sticky gooey substance that comes out from the body. Usually gets confused with semen. It is the color white

My ear just splooged while listening to the new Disturbed album

by Futnuckle September 15, 2010

Splooge

Any liquids to come out of a long rod of any sorts. Can also be exchanged with the word 'jizz'.

Sorry, I didn't mean to splooge to early!

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

splooge

To have an orgasm earlier than usual.

1. Dude!! Last night i totally splooged on her!!

by splarge September 22, 2010

the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.

"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"

by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016

Splooge

Semen, cum, or any other name you want to call it. Often times it is mistaken for spooge and the people who do that are F*CKIN IDIOTS

Dave: Dude WTF there's splooge all over the place
Mike : i know i was watchin some really good asian porn

by Havok361 July 7, 2010

Splooge

To cum or ejaculate into another man's asshole.

Oh dude sorry I just splooged right into you.

by Alexisahomo May 18, 2009

splooge

explosion of the buttox region;diarhea; wet fart; massive waste disposal

the man needed to use the bathroom badly and ended up needing to splooge.

by ritzbitz November 3, 2006