Sploaf

Another name for a smoking device.
A.K.A Cigarette, Spliff, Joint, Cigar

"Ben, i'm going to roll my self a Tobacco Sploaf"

"Adam, i'm going to roll myself a Sploaf of the Cannabis variety"

"Man, i'm blazed from the marijuana sploaf"

by Cannabosian December 27, 2012

sploignant

Being lit as fuck while still being lame as fuck.

Damn...

Damn, that bitch is so fucking sploignant...

by Coopdaddyslim January 10, 2017

splodgelets

Individual puddles of semen

Jack ejaculated on Mary and left five splodgelets on her back.

Jack handed Mary the tissue box and said, "here, clean those splodgelets off yourself bitch."

by #elite July 29, 2017

Shloka

She is a She and not a He. Super good human and a friend of that mutherfucker who is a lil talented than her. Super unpredictable and someone whose friends are lucky to have her.

You're a Shloka, couldn't predict you were a mutherfucker's friend.

by Black mambaaa November 24, 2021

sploin

spoiln say it when ur mad

omg that kid makes me so sploin

by lexispatatogirl March 15, 2022

Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

splogger

Bloggers who either write very little content on their blog or have it full of extremely controversial topics to try to increase traffic, then add tons of banner ads and other types of advertisements. Then they post links to these blogs on all the aggregate sites like digg, fark, and Plime.

Don't click that link, it has no content - just ads. Some splogger put it there.

by IcePigs March 8, 2007