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Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters
by Fart splinters October 2, 2017
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Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts
by squirrely dan October 10, 2019
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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 23, 2021
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alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
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splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.
OH! You just got splinter cell'd!
by Kharano March 31, 2005
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Knee-splitter

The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
by SoyProtein January 10, 2012
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Rail splitter

When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint
Man, last night, Carol came down on me and it ended up being a rail splitter
by PinHeadLarry3 November 9, 2017
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