Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 2, 2011

Speng

British slang for an idiot or a fool.

Hey Harry you are such a speng!

by Doggie lover 69 September 21, 2017

splenda gay

someone who acts gay, talks gay, but isn't gay

Boy 1: I understand that guy coming out, but why does he have to be flamboyant about it. He creeps me out.
Girl 1: He's not really gay, trust me. He just splenda gay.
Boy 1: Oh.

by TWAJW April 28, 2010

Splenda

A gay sugar daddy/pimp

my splenda is like totally a bitch

by Juan Pablo Julio The III May 11, 2015

splange

The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.

"I can't fucking believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you fucking splange."

by Gazbenandbevan February 25, 2007

Selenge

Mongolian girl who is the most beautiful and sweetest girl ever. Only Sodoo can say Selengee is mine

I love you Selengee,
You are an angel Selengee,
You brighten my world Selengee

by Sodoo September 20, 2020

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 9, 2004