The Spleen

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.

Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died

by Peyton Manning March 6, 2009

MY SPLEEN!!!

A cry used when someone strikes you. It doesn't matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.

Freddy: "Whoa, that chick is HOTT!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"

by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008

Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Spleening

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

by lsteve May 6, 2011

blase splee

Et cetera

He was carrying on about all his ex girlfriends, baby's mama's, wives, blase splee...

by Gina & Mary Ann August 19, 2003

speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011