Spiderweb

The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.

Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?

by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016

Spiderweb

A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy

Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?

P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old

by samm...y May 17, 2006

spiderwebs

A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing

"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"

by Walt Meyers June 9, 2008

Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.

by stowball December 23, 2010

Spiderwebbing

When post ejaculation leakage forms thin sticky webs from tip of penis to groin, never letting go, never disconnecting.

OMG, Jenny, after participating in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, I saw him Spiderwebbing, I felt like I was in Charlotte’s Web.

by Junith_1 June 12, 2018

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles

Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up

by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021