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Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.
Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.
by Nate Eats November 11, 2013
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Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.
You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(
by Rydium July 24, 2010
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supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket
Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!
by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006
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spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.
I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!
by Druss December 12, 2008
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Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008
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spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.
Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.
by Megano & Rosco April 4, 2014
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Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.
Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.
by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020
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