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Captain Sparklez

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.
Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!
by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013
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sparkle city

Nickname for Spartanburg, South Carolina. Spartanburg is located at the intersection of Interstates 26 and 85. About 3+ hours from Atlanta, Georgia, 1.5+ hours from Charlotte, North Carolina, 1.5- hours from Columbia, South Carolina, and .5 hours from Greenville, South Carolina. Notable towns in Spartanburg County include Spartanburg, Inman, New Prospect, Little Africa, Pacolet, Converse, Cowpens, Chesnee, Greer, Reidville, Duncan, Lyman, Welford, Una, Grambling, Arcadia, Pauline, Mayo, Cross Anchor, Enoree, Woodruff, Glendale, Moore, Switzer, Boiling Springs, Campabello and Glen Springs.
Hey! Do you wanna go to Hotlanta this weekend?

Nah, I'm going to go kick it in Sparkle City.
by Mr. Moo Bovine August 27, 2007
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Sparkle Tits

The Sparkly effect that girls (and some guys) get when they put glitter creams on their titties.
I love your sparkle tits!

"Hey, check out sparkle tits."

I love with my titties sparke.
by |EStarr| September 8, 2009
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Sparkle Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a tumbler of Champagne with a shot of jagermeister dropped into to.
As a substitute for Champagne, white wine and sparkling water can also be used.
The bar staff of Liverpool, Newcastle and Edinburgh are well aware of this drink.
This drink was created and popularised during aridonkulous stag-do
With the whip, Didier bought 12 sparkle bombs.

Beaut A - What the hell is that drink?
Beaut B - It's only a bloody sparkle bomb! See it off immediately.

Sparkle bombs are a ridonkulous invention
by jakeymant May 31, 2012
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Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.
Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night
by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017
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wtf_sparkles

Wtf_sparkles is a defenition of an annoying person but who said they can't be cool at the same time
Wtf_sparkles just uploaded an edit on TikTok go and check it out
by Lynnlan95 April 19, 2022
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sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
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