shambledandy

Explitive often used in the case of proclaiming one's own idiocy.

I forgot my cloak at the speakeasy. Shambledandy!!

by Trevor Wilcox September 8, 2006

Shambles

A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.

NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".

"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)

(or)

"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."

by wfu demon deacons February 6, 2007

Shamblé

Pronounced: Sham-blay.

Verb. 'To shamblé'.

1) To move out of the way; often used as an instruction.

It's kind of like saying 'get out the way, please' but the please is implied.

Can you shamblé?

Dude, you're in my seat. Shamblé!

by Bon_Cydonia April 19, 2010

uber-shambles

One of the sequence derived from the term omni-shambles

By abolishing the post room and having everyone put their own mail in separate envelopes the head of office admin proved they were the real uber-shambles everyone suspected all along.

by MoLincs September 12, 2012

shambles

1. A word used by idiots who think they'll sound intelligent if they use it in a sentence.

2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.

"Aye, those Europeans left Africa in shambles."

by apgovt March 30, 2009

Shamble

Pronunciation: Sham-bull
Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly

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Shamble - General Verb

1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambl-ing - Present Verb

1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambled - Past Tense Verb

1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambly - Adverb

1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)

Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!
Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!
Homo 1: Shamble me good!!
Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???
Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!
Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)
Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!
Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !
Homo 1: I like that.
Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)
Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)

by iKrazy January 15, 2009

shambles

A plural noun, which is treated as singular in construction of sentences, that has connotations of disorder, particularly when as a result of willful indiscipline.

How did that shambles ever get on the air?
Trying to get anything useful done over a video link always results in an unusable shambles.
Wow, episode 36 was an epic shambles.

by ubercurmudgeon January 19, 2011