soy face

A face of feigned excitement, mimicking many YouTube thumbnails.

References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.

The picture would have been perfect if Mike hadn't been making the soy face.

Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.

Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?

soy face by BrunchEatingAsshole December 15, 2020

Soy snake 

Fake ass leather also known as vegan friendly. What a Jersey bitch buys at the flea market thinkin' shes got herself a real designer piece.

That bitch went out and spent all her rent money on an oversized SOY SNAKE Fendi bag. Now she's getting' evicted. Dumb chicken head.

Soy snake by Sea squirrel August 2, 2011

Soy Boy Cuck 

Someone that is always the weirdest and most annoying cunt in some way shape or form. They are always sucking up to their teachers and bosses

You are a Soy Boy Cuck beta male

Soy Boy Cuck by Poop plug September 9, 2019

Soy Sauce Jesus 

the coolest guy on this fucking planet. vegan and a massive worshipper of unity diner. has the best clothes the world has ever known, and is liked by almost everybody, unless you are called henry. if you meet a soy sauce jesus, be sure to spam comment soy sauce jesus.

gillon: hi lewis
lewis: omfg its a soy sauce jesus, i gotta spam comment asap

Soy Sauce Jesus by earthling ed May 3, 2020

Soy Jizzum 

Coined by Good Day New York Anchor Rosanna Scotto, Soy Jizzum, also known as Soy Milk, is a beverage, resembling both Milk and Jizzum, made from soybeans.

In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.

Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.

Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.

At the dinner table: Honey, can you please pass the Soy Jizzum?

At Starbucks: Hello barista, I'll have a grande skim soy jizzum latte please. Extra foam.

At a Diner: Waiter, is it possible to get some fresh Soy Jizzum for the table?

At Yom Kippur Break-Fast: I cannot wait to eat, I've fasted all day. I think I am going to break my fast with a cup of Soy Jizzum

Soy Jizzum by BeeJazzee April 30, 2010

soy dog

Code name for sexual intercourse. Best when yelled out in a fancy restaurant at the top of your lungs. Replaces other sexual code "hot dog" for the vegetarian/vegan audience.

"Did you soy dog last night"?

soy dog by kgr87 January 26, 2011

soy boy 

a cross between a "simp" and a "nice guy". Rare in real life, but abundant on the internet. Usually claim to be politically correct, eco friendly and so on but only because it makes others perceive them in some type of way. a Soy Boy tends to base his values and morals off of what the majority opinion is to avoid backlash and appear to be a "nice guy". the ways in which soy boys are simps is that their morals and values are changed to appeal to the opposite gender. the special thing about soy boys is that most of them are not self aware in what they're doing and genuinley and don't see how they're manipulating people's perception of them.

person 1: "What's your opinion on kim K and Pete Davidson?"

person 2: "well i was originally team kanye until brittany told me he's being sexist."

person 1: "so you changed your opinion because a girl you like doesn't agree with you? You're such a soy boy!"

soy boy by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022