southern hospitality

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic.

Those strangers that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern hospitality.

by DWW August 7, 2003

Suter

Otherwise known as "Kama Suter," this confirmed badass enjoys dropkicking midgets in the teeth and then teabagging them while they writhe in agony on the ground.

Suter kicked that midget in his taint really hard.

by Zook Z. Zook January 30, 2004

southernplayalisticadillacmuzik

Outkast's debut album that was in released in 1994, which contunied the musical expedition by blending hip hop with elements of '70's soul and jazz into an amzing musical vehicle that took a millions of people along for the ride. Also a song from the album.

Go buy Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik.

by Keyser Soze September 5, 2004

southern engineer

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

by Phife54 February 17, 2006

Southernectomy

A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.

The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.

by YAWA May 23, 2018

southern belle

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!

A few perfect southern belle's are:

Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias

by Southern belle #1 June 11, 2006

Soltero Slider

When you make an "OK" sign with your middle, ring and little finger pointing away from you, you then act like you are jerking off, this is to say that it is ok to jerk off like this because its like someone else is doing it.

Jose is the king of the Soltero Slider. He does it so much that he actually thinks someone else is doing it.

by Herf69 October 13, 2008