Brownsville Sniffles

The act of throwing pepper at a girl's face and sitting on said face, so that upon sneezing the snot will launch directly into your colon.

Thank you Henderson, your interview went well and I think you'll have the VP job soon. Would you like to toast our new business venture with the Brownsville Sniffles?

Always sir, I brought my pepper grinder and some oxy clean for your desk

by kittensruleYo August 20, 2010

coke sniffles

What you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you've been snorting crack for the last 10 years.

"*SNIFF*"
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You've been doing that for the last twenty minutes"
"I'm sorry man, *SNIFF* I've got the coke sniffles."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

Snuffleupagus

A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.

Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"

Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus

by srgt splat October 30, 2010

Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009

Snuffle

An extreme form of snuggling, potentially causing severe injury or death to the recipient.

1. After returning home from work, I found my kitty dead, snuffled to death.

2. I couldn't help it! It was so soft I had to snuffle it! I never knew it would turn out like this!

3. Even though it killed the kitty, it was so worth it.

by S. H. G. March 10, 2009

sniffles

When you cum in a girl's nose.

"I blasted this chick with a bad case of the sniffles over there by the Golden Tee machine."

by h0b0camp July 28, 2008

Sniffles

Used to express desirability of an object. Not quite the shiznit, but better than dope. See also sick, ill.

That new bike is the sniffles!

by CanukJim July 21, 2005