snortling

To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort. It's a business/finance joke

Then, when I will pay the bills that you have sent me, and I will pay with the money that you loaned me at no interest.
And while I am paying you with your own money, I will be snortling to myself, at your own stupidity.

Go to Youtube and put in 'One RingyDingy' and you'll see Lily Tomlin doing her famous snortle.

by Big Ed June 15, 2008

snorgleborg

a cohering mass; cluster.

I have a snorgleborg of ideas.

WHOA! Look at that snorgleborg of bees!

by miriam.yumyum August 12, 2010

Snorkley

A person that has the tendency(or fetish) to utilize a snorkel by shoving it up the anal cavity of any creature, and inhaling.

"Jim was walking down the street when he was pulled into an alleyway. He was pinned against the wall by a man who had a snorkel on his face. 5 seconds later, it was shoved 10 miles up his ass, with Jim yelling "YOU GODDAMN SNORKLEY!!!!!"

by Larpington Haggitson August 11, 2018

Shortle

A measurement of time equivalent to 13.4567 Seconds

Guy 1: When are you going to be here?
Guy 2: In a Shortle, calm your horses

by Blitzgeek November 27, 2018

Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.

Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle

by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

Cuban snorcle

When someone slaps their dick on someone's face and drags its across. Usually across the mouth while the person is lying down.

I got held down and Cuban snorcled after school.

by Lone Wolf616 July 11, 2016