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Sloppy Dallas

When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.
Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.
by Trump gaming October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.
"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"
by Rex Manning March 4, 2010
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Shoppe

1- A fancier way to spell shop
2- Old timey way to spell shop

In modern times, indicates a fancier, more expensive shop.
The coffee shoppe, where you can buy EVEN MORE expensive coffee!

or

Ye olde coffee shoppe, henceforth thou shalt come hitherith frequently.
by TheFizzWurt August 22, 2012
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Sloppy Justin

A sexual act between two homosexual men, wherein the penetrative partner ejaculates onto and around the anal opening of the receptive partner following an extended period of vigorous coitus. The penetrative partner then proceeds to grasp the flanks of the receptive partner and squeeze his buttocks together, causing the amassed semen to exude through the narrow gap, whereby it is collected on the head of the penetrative partner's penis and fed to the receptive partner.
When my man is extra hungry, I make sure there's a Sloppy Justin on the menu.
by J.A. Anschütz September 3, 2010
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sloppy yockman

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?
by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011
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Sloppy Suck

When oral sex is given to a male in a "sloppy" manner. ( Drool, spit, cum all over)
When are you gonna give me that sloppy suck?
by J. dottie September 2, 2013
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Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl
A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up
by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013
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