snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

Snickering

To keep going on and on and on about something.

"Yo, i wish that mo'fucker Gromett would quit his snickering."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Butt Snorkeling

Greg Menges natural habitat

sticking your head so far up you ass that you need a aqualung to breath

by terry wyrick April 28, 2004

Snickering

The act of dipping your shit covered dick in someone's coffee in order to make it taste both of wood and ass.

"Pete, my coffee tastes of wood and ass, have you been snickering again?"

by bamb00zle November 13, 2012

Snooking

To create innuendos inside innuendos.

He's just spurted his man custard all over the referee's butt-cheeks

Thats some good snooking

by fcfed October 12, 2008

great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.

"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"

by SilentLemon January 24, 2009