negro sense

a sense or a Gut feeling warning you of potential danger similar to that of Spider-Man

I knew when My negro Senses started tingling I got the Hell out.

by StratosBebop March 16, 2017

Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.

I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.

by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

Sense of Humor

What most people say they have in abundance, but always seem to lose or forget about over the littlest things.

My annoying friends didn't get that I was just making a joke, what happened to their sense of humor?

by Mmmkay December 14, 2004

gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

Doodle Sense

Gained from playing the iTouch app 'Doodle Jump', this is the ability to know what the FUCK is going on.

George: "Dude, my doodle sense is tingling."

Jim: "Ok, tell what the FUCK is going on already!"

by pingpong_bandit April 28, 2010

Spenser

She. She's lovely and one of a kind. You'll regret the day you lost her and she'll never leave your mind no matter how hard you try. Her laugh is infectious and her smile lights up a room. A goddess. She's funny and she never disappoints. If you get ahold of Spenser, never let her go. She'll be the best decision you ever made. She has a great ass and everyone wants her. She's a total badass. Don't fuck things up with Spenser

Who likes Spenser?
Everyone.

by The luckiest mf January 2, 2013

beat you senseless

To beat some slime punk so that they ain't got no notion of what's going on and they are just left left laying there doing nothing!!!

Quit being stupid fool, or I'm gonna beat you senseless!!!

by IGKYA53 December 1, 2013