snorgasm

Boring and/or perfunctory sex.

"Sex last night with Bill was nothing to write home about. A total snorgasm."

by Stacy T. May 9, 2008

Sargasm

When one sarcastically orgasms all over someone's face.

Damn bro she just Sargasmed all over your face.

by Erocciroc April 25, 2013

Snorgasm

The process of taking a deep nasal breath of air in just before a sneeze, inhaling all the way up to the climax of the sneeze. The result, while only a small percentage of the real feeling, is orgasmic.

1. I just snorgasmed around all of that dust.
2. Wow, that was a really good snorgasm. And I had it in the middle of a metro station!

by Maxipaddle January 12, 2009

scargasm

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having

I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.

by President VanWormer November 7, 2011

snorgasm

A boring experience either sextual or other.

I had a snorgasm today in math class

by Aria S. January 3, 2013

sargasm

One who overuses sarcasm in a conversation, especially when its not funny anymore.

1: "Wow thats sooooo funny!"
2: "Geez stop having a fucking sargasm"
1: "Sorry MOM. Hahahaha!"
2: "I hope you die horribly."

by WhiteChika May 13, 2014

Snorgasm

When you have an orgasm and sneeze at the same time. Ooo ahhh ooo achoo oooaaaaa. As you can imagine this is quite a rarity but when it does happen make sure your partner is not covered from head to toe in... Well you know. :

"Man I had the best snorgasm last night it was mad"

by AshBash0707 December 8, 2009