Snackcake

A Snackcake is someone who gives horrible dutch rudders and should be banned from society. Typically this person associates themselves with the fraternity of Tau Kappa Epsilon.

Dude, have you seen snackcake? He told me he was gonna give me a Dutch Rudder, but then he just ended puking all over my dick.

by Nosnikta May 2, 2018

snack slut

someone who whore's themself out for food

"If you buy me a gatorade ill give you a good time this weekend. I'm a snack slut."

by JuliaMarie December 9, 2008

African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.

Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!

by Star_of_david July 21, 2014

snack dick

Also referred to as a quickie.

I couldn't stay long at Javonda's crib long cuz' her baby's daddy wuz comin' home from pimpin'. So I just gave ha' some snack dick.

by Cartright September 6, 2005

Snack Dandruff

The forgotten remnants of a hastily consumed snack food item (often chips) that aggregates on the lap or chest, dependent on the eating position at time of consumption.

Skyler: "Hey R.J., I see you have some snack dandruff right above the dragon on your Ed Hardy t-shirt."

R.J.: "Thanks Skyler, I just can't get enough of those dill-flavored Pringles. Let's go frost the tips of our hair."

by Super Face July 10, 2010

The snack that smiles back

The snack that smiles back- children

Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back

by Amphidit3 June 13, 2018

Fat kid snack time

the time in which a portion of food and/or drink or a light treat, esp. one eaten between regular meals takes place. Fat kid snacks include but are not limited to pop-tarts, cinnamon toast crunch and cheese-its. May be used by fat and skinny people alike.

I'm about to eat seven bowls of count chocula, it's fat kid snack time.

by kpppp April 12, 2007